I wonder if they call scotch scotch in Scotland?

In these days of the Organics mania sweeping the country, I'd like to take a minute and appreciate the greatest purveyors of organic beverages: The fine Folks of the Scottish Highlands. Your delicious golden liquids flow like an angel pissing down my throat. If Scotch were a class in school I'd have a 4.0 and an affair with the teacher. So remember kids, when in doubt, drink. It will make you funnier, promise.