It's the beginning of something wonderful.... and quite offensive.

 This is my first post. You can count on being insulted at least once a week because, let's face it, I'm better than you at most things. I plan on making you aware of this on a regular basis while at the same time trying to fill the vacuous gap between your ears that you call a head with delicious foodstuffs that won't slowly kill you. There may be some meat on here too. It all depends on how badly I want you dead by the end of the week. Let's do this thing, yeah?